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kiran_ksk - Member Since: Feb 2006
Subject - Marketing Concepts
Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband
That's Demand and supply gap.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.
janu - Member Since: Aug 2007
Subject - Re: Marketing Concepts
:P nice.........
rahult32 - Member Since: Oct 2007
Subject - Re: Marketing Concepts
super
asnv_tejesh Full member - Member Since: Sep 2007
Subject - Re: Marketing Concepts
HI
This is Tejesh

Nice one kiran

Keep posting the things

keep it up !!!!

regards
Tejesh.
rajkumar pasupuleti - Member Since: Jul 2008
Subject - Re: Marketing Concepts
Its gr8 n fantastic


cheers

rajkumar pasupuleti


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