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How to sell - Interesting one...

anrun_2000 Full member - Member Since: May 2005
Subject - How to sell - Interesting one...
The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."

Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. "You
start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"

Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."

The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd
better
be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the
sale
for?"

Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"

Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"

Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.
Then I sell him medium fishhook.
Then I sell him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the
coast, so
I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating
department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him
down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.

I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no
accommodation,
I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo
6
sleeper camper tents.

Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100
worth
of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
fishhook
and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"

Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for
his
headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your
mind."


Hope you all enjoyed...

Regards
Anu
kapilaher - Member Since: Feb 2008
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
its realy very good. it shows that we proud to be an INDIAN. & we r the best.

:P :P :P :P
rahult32 - Member Since: Oct 2007
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
it was good
Srinivas Burli - Member Since: Feb 2008
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
Quote:
Originally Posted by anrun_2000
The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."

Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. "You
start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"

Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."

The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd
better
be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the
sale
for?"

Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"

Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"

Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.
Then I sell him medium fishhook.
Then I sell him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the
coast, so
I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating
department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him
down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.

I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no
accommodation,
I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo
6
sleeper camper tents.

Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100
worth
of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
fishhook
and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"

Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for
his
headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your
mind."


Hope you all enjoyed...

Regards
Anu


Superb Anrun,

Take look at the following link : Might take you long way in life :

http://www.skyquestcom.com/skyquestc...burli&langid=2

Do let me know what's your views and interests on the same.

Regds

Srinivas Burli

pmuku - Member Since: Apr 2007
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
Excellent one Anu.

Attitude of the Sales' Person always
clinch deals like this;

Chak de India.

You made me proud to be an Indian.
Arun Full member - Member Since: Nov 2005
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
HA HAAA HAAA HAA HAAH AA

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

ANACIN where are U.



manoj mathew - Member Since: Sep 2004
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
Good one Anu.Very interesting [/b]
syed anjum - Member Since: Jul 2008
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
good One But Every Customer Is Not Mad To By So Many Things ,
chetankapil7 - Member Since: Aug 2008
Subject - HI
hi dear,

it was like an indian brain....

ha ha ha ha ha

Keep it up

Regards,
Chetan Kapil
gurukris - Member Since: Nov 2007
Subject - Re: How to sell - Interesting one...
Hi anu .. its very interesting and made me laugh....... good one....
Prabu005 - Member Since: Jan 2008
Subject - wowwwwwwwwwww
Its goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood:wack o:


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